LIMERICK CONTEST

There once was a photographer named, Jeff.
Who accidentally broke his leg and needed a chef.
His "rear window" looks out into others apartments.
Which turned out to be not so nice,
Because, it got his leg broken, not once, but twice...

There once was a dancer on the wall
I often wonder why he didn't it fall
Some how his feet just stuck...
Or, was it just his luck
Or, does gravity miss dancers so small?

There once was a man who had "Vertigo",
Up the tower he would not go...
He had one obsession, we all know..
A vision of a girl...
Who, caused his life to unfurl.

Our blogger friends over at friends at True Classics Movie website are running a limerick contest. (The link to their site and contest rules can be found at top right on my sidebar.) The limericks must be related to classic movies. Good luck!